This Is Weird

I know that when you are in the water for a long time, your body’s soft spots get all wrinkly. For instance, if you soak in a pool for an hour, your toes look like Jabba the Hutt’s. BUT. Here I am, only a few drinks into the night, and I look at my knuckles and they are OLD. Like crow’s feet and cow udder old. Is that because I have been soaking so long in stupid conversations? What is it? I feel like I have come back home much prettier and smoother than this. I hope this wrinkly blood doesn’t flow into my face.

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