I Am a Soccer Mom

Last night I had a nightmare that I couldn’t finish my shopping at a Super Wal-Mart. Every time I thought I could check out, I thought of something I needed at the other side of the store. Then a bunch of assholes were in front of me in line. Then I needed a special kind of milk. Then I saw some broccoli on sale. It took me hours to get out of there. The climactic part of the dream, the part that woke me up in a cold sweat, was when I realized the day after the shopping trip that I had left all my groceries in the hot car.

2 Thoughts on “I Am a Soccer Mom

  1. baconfat on August 14, 2007 at 4:57 pm said:

    i used to have a similar sort of nightmare about working at plan 9. in my dream, i would be attempting to close up the store by myself and the really annoying customers would just not stop coming in and shopping.

    do you think one day in your dream it could be your baby and not your groceries you left in your hot car? that’s why there’s
    baby bee safe(tm).

  2. baconfat on August 14, 2007 at 4:58 pm said:

    for fuck’s sake that shouldn’t have taken me four tries.

    i am very upset with myself and my lame-ass html skillz right now.

    also, you might want to consider letting folks edit or preview their comments. just a suggestion.

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