POLICE SKETCH ARTIST
Can you tell me what the perp looked like?
He was tall, I guess. He smelled like grapefruit. He was wearing shoes. It all happened so fast.
Can you tell me if the perp had blue or brown eyes?
He had hairy arms. Citrussy. Wearing pants, I think.
Did he have any facial hair? A beard or a goatee?
I don’t remember. He was wearing sunglasses. Or maybe regular glasses. Or possibly contacts.
Does this look like him?
No.
Best quote about the serial rape suspect:
“He was very, very friendly, very outgoing,” said one neighbor, who asked that his name not be used. “He worked at Harris Teeter and he’d give me a heads up on beef tenderloin, which I love.”
Um, that’s not beef, sir.
Scratch that last sentence. A little too ambiguous vis a vis sexual versus cannibalism humor.
what if the suspect was traveling and was wearing those sweet breakaway travel pantshorts? would you have to draw him twice in case he transformed them?
This is kind of like when someone asks you what kind of food you’re in the mood for and you say you don’t care, until a suggestions is made…right?
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