Ice Cream Gone Missing: A Telephone Conversation

Hey baby!

Hey… Listen, I had a pint of Chunky Monkey ice cream in the freezer, and now it’s gone. Have you seen it?

No. What kind of ice cream did you say?

Chunky Monkey. By Ben & Jerry’s. It’s got bananas in it. That’s really weird that you don’t know where it is, because I purchased it, and put it in the freezer, and I haven’t seen it since.

Yeah, I don’t know anything about that.

I was looking forward to eating some after a long, frustrating day.

Yeah, I can see that.

I just wanted one or two bites.

Totally.

You’re sure you don’t know where it is?

No way. Bananas in ice cream? Gross.

The next day a pepperoni sausage pizza and two pints of banana-flavored ice cream mysteriously appear in the freezer. One is flavored Banana Split and it already has a big dent in it. Some little kid must have gotten into it at the grocery store.

PS Diana, you were my roommate once. Who is the little elf that follows me around and eats all the ice cream?

2 Thoughts on “Ice Cream Gone Missing: A Telephone Conversation

  1. baconfat on August 17, 2007 at 2:39 pm said:

    Bananas in ice cream? Gross.

    no kidding. i heart ben & jerry’s but i have to be in a real strange place mentally to handle chunky monkey.

  2. You know, I responded to this already, but now can’t find my comment. I think your elf has figured out technology…or I’m just a moron…

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