Daily Archives: September 3, 2007

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Books I’ve liked recently

E.M. Forster – Room with a View

Philip Roth – The Human Stain, The Ghost Writer

James Joyce – The Dead

Jared Diamond – Collapse, Guns Germs & Steel

Meg Wolitzer – The Wife

Neil Strauss – The Game

A.M. Homes – The Safety of Objects

F. Scott Fitzgerald – The Great Gatsby

Martin Amis – The Information

Muriel Spark – The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie

Stacey Richter – My Date with Satan

Bill Bryson – A Short History of Nearly Everything

Deborah Eisenberg – Twilight of the Superheroes

Audrey Niffenegger – The Time Traveler’s Wife

J.K. Rowling – Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Personal

We got back from our trip at 4AM. I drove the whole way from Brooklyn, fueled by dessicated chicken fingers, Diet Coke, chocolate chip cookies, and Necco wafers. The train ride from Montreal to Penn Station was beautiful – we saw the ruins of a Spanish castle on a Spanish castle-sized island in the Hudson River. We saw a drunk man stealing the seats of other passengers and then pretending not to speak English. We saw Poughkeepsie. We saw white sailboats moored beside motley trash barges.

After spending a few days in two big cities, I started having olfactory hallucinations. I smelled shit and feet everywhere. I started smelling it on me. I started smelling it inside my nose itself, trapped there like dust. Maybe I am a snob. Maybe I am a small-town girl. In the subway station we saw a man with his pants down sitting beside a garbage bag, and I thought he might be dead. Then a police officer put on black gloves before poking him with a stick, and the dead man started gathering his things. I am in a bad mood. Yesterday my mom told me that my grandmother has been in the hospital all weekend. She has a wound on her leg that won’t heal and on the train home I imagined I could smell it. Human infections have odors when the bandages come off. I saw her today and she is all right. She is propped up in bed drinking Boost and watching the US Open. Then my other grandmother came to the hospital for a visit. Both my grandmothers have their injured left legs wrapped up tight and they now share a doctor, who calls them the Profore Twins. We all sat in the hospital room and talked about the wonders of Montreal while they elevated their feet per the doctor’s orders. I have a friend who is convinced he smells like shit, even though no one else can smell it. He has been having this hallucination for a year. It gets so bad sometimes that he doesn’t want to leave the house. Recently I read a Martin Amis book that contained a character with the same problem. It turned out he was schizophrenic. Now that I am home, I don’t smell anything anymore. It is like a desert here. Now that the sickness I imagined is nearby, down the street instead of hundreds of miles away, the putrid odors have gone the way of the ghost.

My stomach is empty again. We might have people over for Labor Day hamburgers.

I am rambling and depressive. This is so you realize you didn’t miss me after all.

On my to-do list: sneak Dewar’s and dark chocolate into Martha Jefferson Hospital.