Exchange in Cardiac & Vascular Center waiting room

Old man in jeans and a baseball cap waits for the nurse to call him in for a procedure. Elderly, overweight woman wearing a smart pink suit walks into the waiting room with a cane and a girlfriend.

“You can sit in that loveseat right there,” the man says to the pink lady.

“Why? You wanna make love?”

The nurse opens the door and calls for the patient.

“How long will the procedure take?” says the pink lady.

“Fifteen minutes,” says the nurse. “But there are two hours of recovery time. You can go get some lunch.”

Ladies arise from loveseat.

“All right. We’re going to the cafeteria.”

“Don’t spend my money!” the patient calls as he disappears into the Cardiac Center.

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