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Bitchy baby

In my dream I was playing with a baby, making a fuss over her in sing-song and Motherese. She was just a few months old, cute as a button.

“I love you!” I said to the baby, overcome with maternal sentiment and delight.

“I only like you as a friend,” she said.

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