I like it when the Bible ladies stop by the house

It makes me feel important, like they think my soul is worth saving. I told them I’d be sure to read the Bible and we could talk about it in a few weeks. I told them I’d swing by their church some Sunday. Two Jehovah’s Witness ladies came to my house a few years ago, and I led them on too. I had no idea they’d actually take me up on my invitation to return for a religious discussion. When they arrived at my door for the second time, remembering my name and everything I had told them about me, I was grumpy and hungover and not as nice as the first time. Not as religiously oriented. Not as happy to be woken up by God’s knock on the door. In fact, my name is probably on a list somewhere. Maybe today’s ladies will find it before they make the mistake of coming back and trying their luck again. On many mornings I would rather sleep than be saved.

3 Thoughts on “I like it when the Bible ladies stop by the house

  1. Matthew 7:15″Watch out for false prophets. They come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ferocious wolves.

    Jehovah’s Witnesses are a cult because they try to cut you off from others who do not have the same beliefs, including family. Yes,you can ‘check out anytime you want but you can never leave’,because they can and will hold your family hostage.
    The Watchtower is a truly Orwellian world.

    The ‘message’ is their false Gospel that Jesus had his second coming already in 1914.The problem with this,is it’s not just a cute fairy tale, Jesus warned of the false prophets who would claim “..look he is here in the wilderness,or see here he is at the temple”
    The Watchtower’s Gospel “kingdom” is a man-made “different version”.(Gal.1:8)

    Danny Haszard born 1957 as a 3rd generation Jehovah’s Witness http://jehovahwitness.vox.com/

  2. Oh yeah, those darn JW ferocious wolves. Whatever you do… don’t open the door because they are so FEROCIOUS. I don’t know why that’s cracking me up, but it is.

    Anyway, that’s not why I wanted to comment (although I did amuse myself for about 20 seconds) — I wanted to tell you that they keep coming back even if you are mean. However, you CAN get on a list if you request it and they won’t bug you anymore.

    Although it looks like they are pretty good material for you since you’ve mentioned them several times on your blog so it might be better if you stay OFF the list. 🙂

  3. whew, thats alot of venom and false acuzations hurled at Jehovah’s whitnesses. I being one of Jehovahs witnesses take offense to the lies being hurled at us.
    Exactly right now I am getting ready to go see my Dad, Sister, Brother in law, Aunts, Uncles, etc… all NON witnesses. I try to go see them atleast 2x a year. I would see them more but my health prevents it. I call, email etc regularly the rest of the time. My sister and I still stay up laughing till all hours w/tears rolling down our faces about child hood memories like when she tried to sell me for a quarter. But wait, according to the 2 previous posts we’re not supposed to do that? Thats news to me!
    It is true some Jehovahs witnesses may choose to not associate with others who willingly indilge in immoral behaviors. Isn’t that also true for persons inside or outside any religion? I guess we’re all in a cult then. LOL 🙂

    As far as the otherstuff they wrote, there’s alot of untruth there too. they probably got thir information 3rd hand from the internet, ex members who got there feelings hurt from another member etc… Thats where this “stuff” usually comes from. Most religions have the same “stuff” from the same type of people. And false prophet? umm I guarentee that those 2 bible ladys have more bible training and knowledge than most pastors, minisers etc…

    You are right though those 2 bible ladys go to your door because they do care about you. Thats why we go door to door and do that. love for our neighbor please don’t get your information about Jehovah’s witnesses from other people.
    ask the 2 bible ladys the truth about Jehovah’s witnesses. You can also go tohttp://www.watchtower.org/ Where you can learn the REAL truth about us from the internet.

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