I just found this website tonight. All the About page says is “Catsandbeer.com began as a pet project of Superbad co-creators Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg and evolved into a humor website that has nothing to do with either of them.” Does anyone know what this is about? The website is especially funny because judging from the comments, very few of the site’s readers get the humor. Or maybe I don’t not get it. In any case it’s 10 pm on a Saturday night and I’m now going to bed.
Obviously I’m staying in tonight
The Top Ten Rap Songs White People Love:
On House of Pain’s “Jump Around” –
If you’ve ever seen Black People comedy, you’ll be familiar with the notion that White People have no rhythm and can’t dance. This is true. That’s why they will embrace with both honky arms any song that makes it OK for them to not actually dance during it or that tells them exactly what to do and when to do it.
If you go to a club and this fucking song comes on all the White People will literally jump around. I fucking promise you.
I love the 100+ comments after this piece. One guy writes “How lame am I? I have most of these tracks in a playlist I call ‘Novelty Hip Hop.’ ”
Brian also interviews Beyonce, who says “I is cute, floofy, and wearin’ a blue sweater.”
Then Brian tells an illustrated story of his ethnic heritage. “People are always telling me to tone it down, saying that I shouldn’t be so edgy and outrageous. Well I say fuck that!”