Comments on: Why grown men shouldn’t be afraid of babies

By: thomas

thomas — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 20:47:23 +0000

i just stuff the washcloth in his mouth…so you recommend a little chloroform? can you buy that online?

By: corey jo

corey jo — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 21:42:38 +0000

You are revealing all my secrets!

By: Wistar

Wistar — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 15:52:38 +0000

Hmm. Evidently you’re not shushing him right. Did you remember to put a chloroformed washcloth over his mouth beforehand?

By: thomas

thomas — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 15:46:12 +0000

I have a baby, and I take issue with a few of your comments. First, I only get laid slightly more than he does. Second, going “sssshhhhh” really loud into his ear only pisses him off more. I have to jump on one leg while playing reggae music REALLY loud. Then, he stops crying 30% of the time.

By: John

John — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 03:34:47 +0000

LOL. Smart, pretty AND funny. Okay, I’m oficially stalking you. (kidding) I di find a new blog I really like though. : )