Yes, I have a Halloween costume this year. And yes, it’s a miracle of being clever without being pretentious. And yes, you will probably need a visual aide to understand what I am, but I will have this visual aide on hand for when you compliment my outfit. I remember a Halloween party I attended once where a graduate student wore a noose around his neck and a name-tag that said “Chad.” He was a “hanging chad.” I was like “Gimme a break, asshole.” Anyway my costume is awesome this year and I’m not even showing skin. Please invite me to your party so I can gloat about how adorable I look.
