While Bunny was falling asleep under the head lamp, I heard the stylists talking about the wildfires in California:
“The fires were started by Middle Eastern terrorists. They are trying to bankrupt the country because they know we are already in debt from Iraqis and Mexicans.”
I am afraid a Homeland Security guy in a dark suit might replace Smoky the Bear. His face will be on posters all over the nation’s forests. He will be holding a handgun and a deportation form, saying “Only you can prevent forest fires.”
sounds like someone needs to find a less idiotic place to get their hair done.
I only let Leslie cut my hair because I demand quality conversation and cute babies while I’m being beautified.
Wow. That reminds me of my African cabbie who said that we could have “caught Mohammed Atta and his bomb if we’d had GPS in Boston.” As LB says, “beskew???!?”