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Overheard at the beauty salon
While Bunny was falling asleep under the head lamp, I heard the stylists talking about the wildfires in California:
“The fires were started by Middle Eastern terrorists. They are trying to bankrupt the country because they know we are already in debt from Iraqis and Mexicans.”
I am afraid a Homeland Security guy in a dark suit might replace Smoky the Bear. His face will be on posters all over the nation’s forests. He will be holding a handgun and a deportation form, saying “Only you can prevent forest fires.”
dominic Said:
on October 26, 2007 at 1:18 am
sounds like someone needs to find a less idiotic place to get their hair done.
Wistar Said:
on October 26, 2007 at 9:12 am
I only let Leslie cut my hair because I demand quality conversation and cute babies while I’m being beautified.
kingpin Said:
on October 26, 2007 at 10:15 am
Wow. That reminds me of my African cabbie who said that we could have “caught Mohammed Atta and his bomb if we’d had GPS in Boston.” As LB says, “beskew???!?”