The time has come to plan my (and that other guy’s) holiday party! I have a few preliminary ideas for entertainment:
1) Famous local musicians will lead my guests in a Christmas carol sing-a-long. I will pay them in merriment.
2) The two principals of the Charlottesville Womens’ Arm Wrestling League will give a pre-season exhibition.
3) We will paint cookies with dyed confectioner’s sugar that will not be tainted with lead.
4) Someone will dress up like Santa Claus and promise your children expensive gifts.
I need to choose a date. Saturday night the 15th of December? Thoughts?
PS The Christmas tree is dead and won’t be accepting presents this year, but I will.
Well, if you’re emphasizing X-mas, you should also have jewelry for sale, so Santa can make realistic promises. God, I hope Noelle will appreciate this comment! If it’s the 15th, I’ll be happy to come (with or without jewelry, if you’ll have me (and that other guy)).
It wouldn’t be a holiday party without one of my college friends trying to sell something! It would be great if you guys came. You can bring a duffel bag full of jewelry and take people out back to make your sales. If a cop drives by you can quickly toss everything back in the bag and pretend to drink egg nog and sing Christmas carols.
Hey, these aren’t knock-off gems!