I am not asking you to donate to charity; starving children and AIDs victims are asking you to donate to charity. You and Miss Manners lack the spirit of Christmas. I AM A GOOD PERSON AND I WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW IT SO SUCK IT.
Update: I don’t know if anyone is going to believe me, but this afternoon, out of nowhere, my grandmother gave me a Cuisinart. She doesn’t even read my blog! I haven’t even been practicing The Secret like Noelle tells me to! My grandmother is obviously one of Santa’s angels.
It is impolite to ask others to donate to charity instead of buying you a gift. Just ask Miss Manners. Lucky, huh?
I am not asking you to donate to charity; starving children and AIDs victims are asking you to donate to charity. You and Miss Manners lack the spirit of Christmas. I AM A GOOD PERSON AND I WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW IT SO SUCK IT.
PS I could also use a Cuisinart.
Update: I don’t know if anyone is going to believe me, but this afternoon, out of nowhere, my grandmother gave me a Cuisinart. She doesn’t even read my blog! I haven’t even been practicing The Secret like Noelle tells me to! My grandmother is obviously one of Santa’s angels.