1) All-you-can-eat buffet
2) Cute fat kids
3) Not having to fly in an airplane
4) Sleeping
5) Reading
6) Swimming
7) Grown people dressed up like animals
8 ) Sex that seems inappropriate and wrong
1) All-you-can-eat buffet
2) Cute fat kids
3) Not having to fly in an airplane
4) Sleeping
5) Reading
6) Swimming
7) Grown people dressed up like animals
8 ) Sex that seems inappropriate and wrong
Christmas is a time of cozy-porn. I am a sucker for any advertising with puppies, warm lighting, scarves, or happy families. But you are taking this too far, Disney Freak. Too far. It seems idyllic, but fat kids are actually gross and the animal costumes probably smell weird. Inappropriate and wrong sex sounds OK though… as long as it’s the grown people dressed as animals doing it.
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