I still can hardly keep my food down when I think of my daughter’s comment about the Wal-Mart bazaar. I only wish she’d said it at the actual Waldorf bazaar. Loudly. The next day, as if to prove the genius was not fleeting, she said about my friend Martha, “You mean Martha Mini-mall?” Where the hell did she hear that??
I think I want to bear your fifteen children…and I don’t even like children. This post was just too yummy not to respond to. So, from those childhood Penthouse Forum letters, is there anything about amputee sex that you don’t know? What else did you learn about yourself (recently I mean)? I do love a woman who is brutally honest about her depravity. I think I need a smoke. ; )
To Kingpin – I’ve been putting subliminal shopping messages on the Insolent Child’s nursery rhyme cassette tapes that she listens to when she falls asleep. “buy, buy, buy…”
I still can hardly keep my food down when I think of my daughter’s comment about the Wal-Mart bazaar. I only wish she’d said it at the actual Waldorf bazaar. Loudly. The next day, as if to prove the genius was not fleeting, she said about my friend Martha, “You mean Martha Mini-mall?” Where the hell did she hear that??
I think I want to bear your fifteen children…and I don’t even like children. This post was just too yummy not to respond to. So, from those childhood Penthouse Forum letters, is there anything about amputee sex that you don’t know? What else did you learn about yourself (recently I mean)? I do love a woman who is brutally honest about her depravity. I think I need a smoke. ; )
To John – Whoa!
To Kingpin – I’ve been putting subliminal shopping messages on the Insolent Child’s nursery rhyme cassette tapes that she listens to when she falls asleep. “buy, buy, buy…”