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Maintenance I wish only had to be done once a year
1. Showering
2. Cooking dinner
3. Combing my hair
4. Cleaning the toilet
5. Putting gas in my car
6. Folding clean laundry
7. Fast-forwarding through the previews on a DVD
8. Brushing my teeth
I would make a really good medieval queen.