Does anyone else remember the historic day last August when Perez Hilton announced he was 100% sure Fidel Castro was dead? I am thinking about adapting his blog post into a feature-length film, like War of the Worlds (based on a book radio hoax) or Pirates of the Caribbean (based on a theme park ride). Perez will play himself, and at the end of the movie Martians will land and force him and Castro to make out with each other on the short gangplank of a pirate ship.
