http://www.onestarwatt.com/2008/03/05/switching-gears-to-another-polemic/ You too can be an unemployed writer. Sun, 07 Sep 2008 00:57:56 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.3 http://www.onestarwatt.com/2008/03/05/switching-gears-to-another-polemic/#comment-1486 baconfat Wed, 05 Mar 2008 15:50:30 +0000 http://www.onestarwatt.com/2008/03/05/switching-gears-to-another-polemic/#comment-1486 i'm going to write a fake memoir about how i was an original cast member on "the real world - london." i had a three-way with kat and jacinda and broke their hearts, then i got into a violent altercation with neil the punk rocker. as a result of the trouble i caused, my role on the show was completely erased and i was replaced by mike the race car driver. they were expecting me to be like puck, but i ended up being much scarier, nay <i>realer</i> than that. i’m going to write a fake memoir about how i was an original cast member on “the real world - london.” i had a three-way with kat and jacinda and broke their hearts, then i got into a violent altercation with neil the punk rocker. as a result of the trouble i caused, my role on the show was completely erased and i was replaced by mike the race car driver. they were expecting me to be like puck, but i ended up being much scarier, nay realer than that.

]]>