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A Mashup of Cormac McCarthy’s The Road and L. Frank Baum’s The Wizard of Oz

A Mashup of Cormac McCarthy’s The Road and L. Frank Baum’s The Wizard of Oz

The apocalypse comes to a small Kansas farm. Marauding witches terrorize survivors. Because women usually give up when faced with adversity, Auntie Em kills herself, leaving behind her young niece Dorothy and her little dog Toto. They are scared and starving and “each the other’s world entire.” Dorothy harbors hope that other survivors exist to the south. She and Toto begin following a yellow brick road through unknown lands. The Wicked Witch roasts a Munchkin on a spit for dinner. A flying monkey cuts off the Scarecrow’s arm and eats it. When Dorothy reaches the fragrant ocean, she succumbs to tuberculosis and dies on the beach. But at last Toto nears the end of the road. There he catches up to the Wizard of Oz, who pushes a shopping cart full of canned meats toward paradise.

New website idea

I think there should be a website devoted to online content that moms find funny. Then they can stop forwarding said content to their children.

I cannot believe nobody told me this stuff until today!

Bats are dying off?! Since when? Why didn’t anyone tell me?! This is unbelievable. I love bats! I could’ve been doing something to save them this whole time!

An early species of hominid had giant brains?! And they were smarter than us and better looking than us and even their babies could probably remember the Pi mathematical constant to the thousandth digit?! And it didn’t occur to ANYONE to tell me this until TODAY?! WTF!

There are ignorant conservative assholes out there hating on Obama and they’re being PUBLISHED?! On the internet?! And I’m only finding out NOW when I could have been making futile online comments this whole time?! FUCK!

This flu lasts over a week?! And no one thought to tell me before I went and got sick?! Screw you guys. Thanks a bunch for keeping me in the dark. Here are some dead bats to represent my indignation:

Bat die-off