Comments on: A fruit-themed excerpt from my novel [Alternative blog post title - “The Angstful Banana”] http://www.onestarwatt.com/2008/05/07/a-fruit-themed-excerpt-from-my-novel-alternative-blog-post-title-the-angstful-banana/ You too can be an unemployed writer. Fri, 29 Aug 2008 09:03:13 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.3 By: Wistar http://www.onestarwatt.com/2008/05/07/a-fruit-themed-excerpt-from-my-novel-alternative-blog-post-title-the-angstful-banana/#comment-2873 Wistar Sat, 10 May 2008 14:44:19 +0000 http://www.onestarwatt.com/2008/05/07/a-fruit-themed-excerpt-from-my-novel-alternative-blog-post-title-the-angstful-banana/#comment-2873 Bless you for commenting on my banana excerpt. When I don't hear positive feedback I just assume that everyone in the world hates me. I think bananas are the hopeful fruit that tend to let you down. My next novel will be about a whole bunch of them. Dang it was fun hanging out with you at the wedding. Bless you for commenting on my banana excerpt. When I don’t hear positive feedback I just assume that everyone in the world hates me. I think bananas are the hopeful fruit that tend to let you down. My next novel will be about a whole bunch of them.

Dang it was fun hanging out with you at the wedding.

]]> By: Alice http://www.onestarwatt.com/2008/05/07/a-fruit-themed-excerpt-from-my-novel-alternative-blog-post-title-the-angstful-banana/#comment-2871 Alice Sat, 10 May 2008 06:14:52 +0000 http://www.onestarwatt.com/2008/05/07/a-fruit-themed-excerpt-from-my-novel-alternative-blog-post-title-the-angstful-banana/#comment-2871 This is my favorite thing you ever wrote, and not in a mean way. It = funny and then sad and then scary, and funny again. More, please. Also it was scary for me because all the time I see bananas and I'm like "That's a cool, funny, laid-back fruit. It's like, 'Sure I'll come with you, man - I've got my own peel! Don't have to worry about me.'" Also, yellow is the funniest color. However, all the time when I eat this fruit, the last bite makes me gag. Consistently consistency. A troubled fruit under all that fun. No friend of mine after all. This is my favorite thing you ever wrote, and not in a mean way. It = funny and then sad and then scary, and funny again. More, please.

Also it was scary for me because all the time I see bananas and I’m like “That’s a cool, funny, laid-back fruit. It’s like, ‘Sure I’ll come with you, man - I’ve got my own peel! Don’t have to worry about me.’” Also, yellow is the funniest color.

However, all the time when I eat this fruit, the last bite makes me gag. Consistently consistency. A troubled fruit under all that fun. No friend of mine after all.

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