What Would Emily Gould Do?

“WWEGD?” I ask myself in the midst of a major personal issue. Emily Gould would blog it to high heaven. But I am a woman who first revels in, then learns from, other peoples’ mistakes. Hence I will not blog about what’s On My Mind. Blogging about not blogging about something is a happy compromise. Says Emily:

I think most people who maintain blogs are doing it for some of the same reasons I do: they like the idea that there’s a place where a record of their existence is kept — a house with an always-open door where people who are looking for you can check on you, compare notes with you and tell you what they think of you. Sometimes that house is messy, sometimes horrifyingly so. In real life, we wouldn’t invite any passing stranger into these situations, but the remove of the Internet makes it seem O.K.

Borrowing this metaphor, I am hereby installing a security system on my blog house. Even though there’s nothing inside to steal but old New Yorkers and sticks of organic deodorant, you now must know a 14-digit code to enter. I also bought a pitbull and some floodlights. There might be booby traps in the garden. But their main purpose is to keep me safely inside, eyes always peering through the window blinds, finger always poised over the burglar alarm.

5 Thoughts on “What Would Emily Gould Do?

  1. Somehow I don’t think your solution would work for Emily Gould.

    How often do you suppose she Googles herself?

  2. I think that the electricity in Emily Gould’s blog house is somehow generated by Googling “Emily Gould” over and over again. It’s like wind or solar power.

  3. baconfat on June 15, 2008 at 3:15 pm said:

    would you go on larry king live and get bushwhacked by jimmy kimmel?

  4. That’s a dirty joke waiting to happen…

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