I’ve put off doing this long enough. I now give you the various search terms that people have put into Google to find my website. These are all legit — straight from my stats page.
“do grown men use baby wipes”
“meth addict dating”
“why are men afraid to have a baby?”
“wife arm wrestling”
“naked children”*
“long pinky nail Mexican man”
“how to shave wistar”**
“she tasted like pumpkin pie”
“my little brother is afraid of babies”
“people giving birth in a hot tub”
“i can has bukkit”
“nova scotia rug hooking blogs”
“she tickled my scrotum”
“my puppy swallowed a bolt”
“untraceable way to kill a maple tree”
“evil fairies”
“fake nail in food”
“biohazard suit”
“show me a walmart shopping list”
I have never been so proud of my blog as I am today.
*This one has been appearing on my stats page from day 1, and it frightens me.
**I assume this Googler is interested in shaving the Wistar rat and not my hairy legs, but you can never be sure.
23/06/2008 at 8:42 am Permalink
half of these are potential band names. awe-sum.
09/07/2008 at 5:27 pm Permalink
AHAhahhahahhah
this is the weirdest/funniest thing i have read all day. each quote tells a mini-story. best one: “fake nail in food.”
I mean, how would a fake nail be any less dangerous than a real one? And, assuming it is a practical joke, what would someone do if they actually found a “fake” nail in their food? How big does the fake nail need to be before the joke is funny….sorry, ill stop, it is boggling my mind.