Of all my Murray cousins and their significant others, Nick and Alice have the best blog.
Scoff Magazine’s “Things That Are Never True“:
2) This is the perfect weather for my fleece jacket and river sandals. I just get so cold up top and hot down bottom.
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This makes me want to turn my Halloween costume into a publicity stunt. But how could a Breezy Palomino costume be better than my lame “existing clothes” costume of… a corn plant?