People are reacting to Obama’s victory.
People are making MFA Fiction programs the new International Affairs programs.
People are giving up their personal email accounts.
People are divorcing because of cyber affairs in Second Life.
People are interviewing ingenious 10-year-old girls who write books and ride scooters at Smart Girls Have More Fun.
People are feeding designer Kool-Aid to design junkies.
People are talking about how f’ing cute this French girl is.
People are hungry for weiner dogs.
People are excited to see the Twilight movie because Bella Swan is apparently the new Jane Eyre.
People are making refrigerators without electricity.
People are microwaving things they shouldn’t be microwaving.
People are still amazed.