DOA posts from the back end:
Hot tips for teen moms [This one recommended that pregnant teenagers move to France or Germany where the government would pay for their babies. In retrospect, not very good advice.]
Reading on the treadmill [Challenging, but worth it, like walking on a tightrope.]
Invite me to your next party so I can determine if you’d go Nazi [Failed post was based on this bizarre 1941 Harper’s article.]
Why are women so gay? [I have no idea where this one was headed.]
India [Again, that’s all I had so far.]
Planning a wedding is no big deal
I wish you could get married on the internet
Shopping for a wedding dress on Craigslist [You can see where my mind was when I wrote these last three. They were good for venting but then they struck me as a bit self-absorbed. Unlike all my other posts.]
On being a late bloomer [I might actually try this one again if no one objects.]
Mom, I’m a porn actress [I’m not actually, but do you see now how hard I work to come up with posts for you guys? And how much of my mother’s well-being I sacrifice in the name of Internetainment? ™]