Yesterday* my sister and I made a pit stop at the BP station to buy some snacks for the movie theater. My sister, who takes her concessions seriously, bought a turkey sandwich. But when she asked the sandwich artist for tomato fixings, the lady said, “The tomatoes have a virus.”
So in the spirit of the New Yorker caption contest, I want you to draw me a suitable picture for the punchline “The tomatoes have a virus.” Nevermind the fact that this is the internet and you can’t color directly on the monitor or on the server. Nevermind the fact that I have every intention of forgetting I proposed this contest. But note that unlike other national sweepstakes, only family and friends can win this one.
*This actually happened sometime last June, but the draft disappeared into the back end of my blog. [Cue a "That's what she said!" Or maybe a chuckled "If you know what I mean!"] Since I’m home on a Friday night with a stomach ache, I thought I’d take the opportunity to revive some of these DOA blog posts, thus creating zombie posts that will eat your brain over the weekend. Happy Valentine’s Day!
14/02/2009 at 11:09 am Permalink
You said “sandwich artist.” I’d like to see that drawing, too.
16/02/2009 at 2:17 am Permalink
holy carp. i was just about to write the exact same post as Cat Woman, who beat me to it. i love sandwich artist. i have also called myself a bread-and-jam jockey.