1) Baby rabbits
2) Dates set up by mutual friends
3) Rear view mirrors
4) Bats
I was going to write a list of local blind items in the manner of Gatecrasher/Page Six, but everything I came up with just seemed too mean-spirited. How am I going to make it as a writer in New York City if I can’t stand to hurt anybody’s feelings? Gawker is going to laugh at me.
Not-so-blind-item: Which milquetoast local blogger took a secret nap this afternoon and dreamed that a Mexican racehorse almost stepped on her face and also that she crashed her car into a snowdrift after drinking too much wine on the road, but was grateful that no one was hurt in the accident, even though she was upside down? She/he also enjoys eating chocolate cake frosting out of the jar on Wednesday nights. Your guesses after the jump!
13/05/2009 at 11:36 pm Permalink
This is so obviously Darren Hoyt.
14/05/2009 at 11:47 am Permalink
I read somewhere that Darren washes his unmentionables in the sink too.