What - I can’t blog from hell?

18 May 2009 By Wistar 3 In Grand and historic proclamations

Lately I’ve been thinking about what will happen to my blog and my Facebook account after I die, so this CNN article, “New services promise online life after death,” is timely. Maybe I will create a cyber will. I hereby bequeath my Twitter status updates to my husband. I hereby bequeath my Bookreads account to my sister. I hereby bequeath my porn bookmarks to my brothers. Just kidding. That would be weird. Stacey Richter, it is okay with me if you want to post on One Star Watt when I’m dead. The same goes for Zadie Smith. I mean after you’re both done crying over me. Mom and Dad, you get nothing. I just don’t trust you with the technology.

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3 Comments on "What - I can’t blog from hell?"

your sister-in-law
18/05/2009 at 7:17 pm Permalink

can take over your amazon wishlist and your email address?
Wistar
18/05/2009 at 7:19 pm Permalink

You can have my live webcam boudoir show. Every Tuesday night at 8!
creepy "friend"
18/05/2009 at 7:42 pm Permalink

There’s a show on the computer? Great! These bushes are prickly, and that damn dog keeps barking at me.