Archive > July 2009

Three local YouTubes

The cutest: The most unlike Eminem/the most related to me by blood: The most full of friends and babies I know:

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The cosmic cure for nailbiting

I have been a nailbiter since I was very young. Sometimes I attribute this to the same sort of neurological anomaly that makes small children sniff glue or pregnant women eat dirt. On good days I think, “I am like a momma chimp picking lice out of her baby’s hair, except I am both momma [...]

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Important revelations from my sabbatical

Janet > Michael Babies don’t need diapers

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