I am officially a square. The evidence:
1. I was hit with an egg at a street carnival.
2. I intern in an office where water cooler gossip revolves around who is going to win the Nobel Prize in Literature, Joyce or Cormac.
3. I notify teachers of typos in the books they assign.
4. I was relieved to get the flu over the weekend so I wouldn’t have to miss work or class.
5. Come lunchtime, I often find myself thinking, “How can I get the most avocado for my dollar?”