Archive > March 2010

Thank god I can’t get fired from the Internet

I’m only a part-time employee, but still. Here’s what happened on Friday afternoon: I was waiting on the subway platform, and a wannabe rapper was freestyling a few trash cans down. For a while he maintained a decent flow, then he got stuck. He couldn’t come up with a verse to rhyme with “I’m unemployed [...]

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