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Cathy

16 October 2007 By Wistar 1 In Men are like this and women are like this

Irving is taking me to the Poconos next week and I need to go bathing suit shopping! But I ate all that chocolate last night! My thighs are ginormous! What’s wrong with these dressing room mirrors? Mommy!

Exchange in Cardiac & Vascular Center waiting room

04 September 2007 By Wistar 0 In Medical science, Men are like this and women are like this

Old man in jeans and a baseball cap waits for the nurse to call him in for a procedure. Elderly, overweight woman wearing a smart pink suit walks into the waiting room with a cane and a girlfriend.
“You can sit in that loveseat right there,” the man says to the pink lady.
“Why? You wanna make [...]

I am a real woman now

27 August 2007 By Wistar 3 In Men are like this and women are like this

For the past three years, my fingernails have been a popular topic of conversation in my household. My fingernails: Are they in my mouth again? Are they being shredded by my cuticle nippers? Will they ever look normal? Can you please stop gnawing at them - I’m trying to watch TV without getting grossed out. [...]

It’s not just our vestigial tails

26 August 2007 By Wistar 0 In Men are like this and women are like this

List of human evolutionary leftovers.

To the Cast of the L Word

19 August 2007 By Wistar 1 In Complaints, Men are like this and women are like this

I get it, you’re gay.

Bad Girlfriend

19 August 2007 By Wistar 1 In Men are like this and women are like this

I went away for one night, and when I came home Darren was laid up on the couch with sunstroke, a lost wallet, and a sprained ankle that someone kicked in at his Sunday soccer game. He is burnt, broke, and limpy, but I am happy to see him. I better make him some dinner [...]