Alicia Keys went on a spiritual quest to Egypt and she had this to say:
I needed to get out of town and clear my head, I went to Egypt. It was such a miraculous experience for me. I crawled to the top of the pyramid and I just sang at the top of my lungs right there. People walking in acted like I was crazy; I didn’t care.
American celebrities are such a spiritually enlightened bunch. “I went to St. Peter’s,” says Pop Starlet #9, “and I really felt God’s presence there, touching me personally. I felt blessed and I didn’t care who knew it. I took off all my clothes and started humping the Pieta.”
I crawled to the top of the pyramid and I just sang at the top of my lungs right there.
I’m pretty sure they don’t let you do that.