Irving is taking me to the Poconos next week and I need to go bathing suit shopping! But I ate all that chocolate last night! My thighs are ginormous! What’s wrong with these dressing room mirrors? Mommy!
Irving is taking me to the Poconos next week and I need to go bathing suit shopping! But I ate all that chocolate last night! My thighs are ginormous! What’s wrong with these dressing room mirrors? Mommy!
Ack! I’m a woman, I’m silly! (lines are poking out of my head – are they sweat? exasperation? hideous, terrifying existential awareness?)
I hate Cathy so much I hope they never stop making it. I need something to shock me awake in the mornings.