Dear friends,

I was honored by your attendance and polite hand clapping last night at the inaugural match of CLAW, the Charlottesville Lady Arm Wrestlers. Although I declined to advance to the final round, the small moustachio’ed gentleman in the cape was quite chivalrous to yours truly and I believe he deserved to win. In preparation for next month’s arm wrestling bout, I will continue teaching my etiquette classes at Sweet Briar College, and I will also pump some iron.

Yours sincerely,

Debbie “The Debutante” Danger