“If today is opposite day, I’m happy.” –Paul Legault as Emily Dickinson

In local lit news, UVA poetry graduate Paul Legault has “translated” all of Emily Dickinson’s poetry into straight-up English. Charlottesville’s new Try & Make blog has excerpts from the book. I will reproduce the excerpts here because I like them so much and because I am a poem burglar. Lock up your poems, people.

7. If you’re a flower, I’m kind of like your zombie-gardener.

8. Dig up my grave, would you?  I’m a zombie, and I’ve got some flowers for you!

9. If today is opposite day, I’m happy.

11. If you pick a rose, it can no longer access water and other vital nutrients that it needs to live.

201: Because of your absence, I have turned into a feral cat.  Finally.

204. I saw the sunrise this morning.  Let me tell you about it.  It was fantastic.

3 thoughts on ““If today is opposite day, I’m happy.” –Paul Legault as Emily Dickinson

  1. i love these. makes me want to “translate” all art into other art. i guess i’m about to be very busy.

  2. I want to translate all art into other art and then translate it back into the original art. And then beg someone for money.

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