We are playing this game because it’s the only game that I own. Now sit down on the picnic blanket, shut your faces, and enjoy the trivia. This is my party. Not everyone possesses a copy of Cards Against Humanity. You don’t need to joke about bleached assholes to have fun. I do not care that most of you were born after 1981, the year in which this game was manufactured. I do not care that you did not personally experience the Nixon/Kennedy debates. Let the board game that I stole from my grandparents lead you back in time to an era before cell phones, Kendall Jenner, and Chick-Fil-A. For the entirety of this holiday afternoon, while the frisbee is still accounted for and some wine yet remains in the jumbo bottle, Bill Cosby is a beloved family man. A hockey game just decided the Cold War. Both the Berlin Wall and Audrey Hepburn are alive and well. You cannot argue with the facts, at least as long as you’re drinking out of my cooler. So please try your best to win colorful plastic pies by answering the following questions correctly:
Q1. What New York City complex has 208 elevators and 43,600 windows?
Q2. Who was the first black to win the U.S. men’s national tennis title?
Q3. Who drowned at Chappaquiddick on July 18, 1969?
Q4. What former Miss America was a panelist on I’ve Got a Secret?
Q5. What train leaves Pennsylvania Station at a quarter to four?
Q6. What five young ladies were born May 28, 1934?
Q7. What type of acts were barred from the Miss America contest in 1948?
Q8. Do beavers eat fish?
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A1. The World Trade Center
A2. Arthur Ashe
A3. Mary Jo Kopechne
A4. Bess Myerson
A5. The Chattanooga Choo Choo
A6. The Dionne Quintuplets
A7. Animal acts
A8. No
I just can’t believe that beavers don’t eat fish.
I think they eat turtles, which are fish with shells on them.