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Charlottesville’s best restaurant, the definitive winner

My aunt is visiting Charlottesville to help with the hospital vigil. Yesterday I was giving her restaurant recommendations in town – trendy sushi restaurants, pan-Asian fusion cuisine, Spanish tapas bars, and French bistros she might like. The Floridian nurse taking my grandmother’s vital signs interrupted me to tell my aunt that she had eaten an excellent steak dinner out last week.

“Where was the restaurant?” I asked. “Belmont? Downtown? The Corner?”

“No,” she said. “It was somewhere off the highway. Up there off Route 29.”

“Hmm,” I said. “Was it a Japanese steakhouse? That teppanyaki place?”

“No,” she said. “It was right good. My husband and I, we got a big dinner for $11 apiece. I can’t think of the name.”

“I don’t know what it could be,” I said, surprised there was a tasty, reasonably-priced restaurant in town where I had never eaten dinner.

“I’ll think of it,” she said, packing up her thermometer.

This afternoon the nurse came into the room to hang more bags of antibiotics on the IV. I was eating grilled vegetables on a salad and my aunt was digesting her tri-colored omelet terrine.

“I thought of the name of that good restaurant,” the nurse said. “It was called the Golden Corral.”

Putting the blog in blasphemy

I am currently using a Bible as a mousepad.

Everyday objects made religious

toilet = Taolet

tuba = tubbha

Local Sightings (of me)

I love being “spotted” at the library with a bag full of Philip Roth novels. It is so much better than being spotted at Target buying fake nails. One Saturday afternoon I was at the library contemplating checking out the new biography of the Hilton sisters and I ran into my friend Abbey, who was headed to the basement to peruse old New York Times articles on microfiche. I will never be that cool.

A Challenge to Myself

Never take the time to write a blurb for your homepage, replacing “This is just a small space for you to write an introductory about yourself. Nothing too long should be written here. It should be just enough to tease your visitors to find out more.” Never take the time to upload a picture of yourself. Never write about significant things. Never stop fixating on oral sex and ice cream.

French Restaurants: A Haiku

Love French restaurants!

When I visit la belle France,

Just plain restaurants.

How I Motivate Myself to Go Jogging

When I get home, I am allowed to chug chardonnay.